The end of the semester is winding down here at the college. I didn’t have a lot of students Monday, and when afternoon rolled around, I was fading fast. I’d only slept a few hours on Sunday night, and not well. My coffee addiction tried to send me to the coffee stand downstairs, but my logical mind prevailed, reminding me that if I had coffee in the middle of the afternoon, I’d face another sleepless night. Oh, bother.
So, Kris, who was in the lab with me and studying for a Calculus final, began sketching my babbling on the board, in the form of a graph with a cracked coffee mug. The mug was slowly dripping coffee into the negative quadrant of the graph (any value here will be negative). We all know that, in algebra, a negative multiplied with another negative will give you a positive; in physics, we’d need to determine how fast we’d have to drink the coffee. (A linear function — f(x) = x — was drawn through the graph, bisecting the coffee mug and giving us an arbitrary line from which to determine how much coffee we had available to drink. Once it dripped below the line, we’d be * outta luck.)
So, by extrapolation, here are the parameters of the graph:
coffee = good
-coffee = bad
(-coffee)(-coffee) = +evil.
Makes sense, right? (Yes, and I agree, we should have had more work to do that afternoon!)
Goals? Oh, right, let’s talk about that.
Pages: Met, thanks to Nano.
Exercise: Nope. I’ve been tutoring or dealing with pre-Christmas stuff whenever I’ve not been working.
Planning: Yes. So much so that around 4:30 this morning I woke up, realizing that I needed to find out the age of the “death” of Akhenaten so I could reasonably determine whether he had grey hair or not. Nothing like obsessing, right?
Food: Managed to stay away from the fried chicken still. Pizza, though, I ordered some because the guys asked me to. And since there was a new pizza on the menu, I tried it. I didn’t like it. Yay! I did order a vegetarian pizza with light cheese, just so I could feel a bit better about my bad behavior.
How’s everyone else doing?